I'm a cabaret performer, singer, compere and all-round show pony.
Generally I can be found wearing a lot of make-up and mouthing off about critical issues such as the why I don't trust people who clap when planes land, why zebras are very gay or the social moré of Grindr, in between singing songs that range from pop classics to comedy songs to musical theatre and beyond.
Whatever I'm doing, I'm never far from stealing someone's drink or sitting on someone's lap.
You have been warned.
It's BACK....! We may not longer be on the Battersea Barge, but the Excess All Areas Panto carries onwards and upwards to the LOST Theatre. This year it's BOOTY AND THE BIATCH and I shall be challenging myself to the extreme in playing the acerbic Biatch who's been cursed by the evil witch. Can he break the spell? Will there be an surprise twist? How many 'rub your candlestick' innuendos will we manage? Come and find out; it may be a new venue but it'll be a dirty, chaotic and irreverent as ever. Very limited run, book tickets here